Pigeon Surveillance - conspiracy t-shirt design by ParanoiaPrints
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Pigeon Surveillance

     
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About This Design

Look up. They're everywhere. On every rooftop, every park bench, every power line. Coincidence? The Pigeon Surveillance tee channels the viral "Birds Aren't Real" conspiracy into a striking piece of wearable satire. This design suggests what we all secretly suspect — those pigeons aren't just eating breadcrumbs. Printed on ultra-soft premium cotton for maximum comfort while you scan the skies. The flock is always watching.

Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Product Specifications

Fabric
100% combed ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk
Print method
Direct-to-garment (DTG), eco-friendly inks
Print quality
High-resolution, fade-resistant, crack-proof
Fit
Regular unisex fit
Weight
Lightweight, breathable
Care instructions
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not bleach.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a Birds Aren't Real design?

Yes — inspired by the viral movement. It satirizes government surveillance by suggesting pigeons are drones. Wear it with irony... or conviction.

What material is this shirt?

100% combed ring-spun cotton. Pre-shrunk, breathable, and incredibly soft against the skin.

What sizes does it come in?

XS through 5XL with multiple colors available. Check the size selector for current stock.

How long until I receive my order?

Processing: 2-5 business days. EU: 3-7 business days. International: 7-14 business days. Free EU shipping over €50.